cokeflow:

my sense of humor is almost as dry as my love life

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

How nice — to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.

azogsgymcoach:

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

That’s college. That thing you said is college.

Yes, I was infatuated with you; I am still. No one has ever heightened such a keen capacity of physical sensation in me. I cut you out because I couldn’t stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreams. And you weren’t having any of those.

HIGH WAISTED TIL I DIE WASTED

(Source: browngirlinterrupted)